February 2012
10 posts
January 2012
33 posts
7 tags
Anonymous asked: dgaf brah. I was waiting outside. I can't break the glass with your mother in the way. It is either clandestine or not at all.
6 tags
Anonymous asked: Neither am I. I'm just a blow fan. I'll be at your place soon. Wear something nice.
Anonymous asked: Stop teasing. I'm serious. We should also bang on the way to Vegas. And do lines off of Elvis' ass.
Anonymous asked: You're wonderful and full of awesome. I'm going to marry you.
10 tags
10 tags
Anonymous asked: How are you?
9 tags
The Cockney Rejects - The Greatest Cockney Ripoff
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December 2011
39 posts
1 tag
6 tags
My parents decided to go on a 5 day road trip and...
1. Can’t smoke
2. Can’t smoke
3. Dear fucking god, if any of my friends in Houston smoke please call me. I’ll buy you a fucking pony if you kidnap me long enough to toke.
4. I may just become an alcoholic by the end of the night.
9 tags
8 tags
